Overheard:

“I Mapquested directions.”

What? I know “Googled” but “Mapquested”, really? The profusion of bad antimeria is getting painful. Why not,

“Man, those chilies were bad the whole way down. I totally Iraqed the bathroom.”

Or,

“The presentation was full of empty words and meaningless jargon.”

“Sounds like you got PowerPointed!”