With riveting announcements like this, I’m ready to buy, buy, buy.
Weve built a tremendous partnership with Microsoft by helping customers gain greater value from their investments in Microsoft technologies. Extending our innovations to Windows Server 2008 and Windows Server 2008 Hyper-V enables us to continue to deliver the industrys broadest virtualization infrastructure that leverages the Windows platform. [Citrix]

The best part about reading press releases like this is imagining how much time and money they spent writing the press release. If you can’t succinctly describe what your business actually does it makes people wonder if what your company actually does is worth describing. And if it’s not worth describing it’s not worth buying.