Overheard:

“I Mapquested directions.”
What? I know “Googled” but “Mapquested”, really? The profusion of bad antimeria is getting painful. Why not,
“Man, those chilies were bad the whole way down. I totally Iraqed the bathroom.”
Or,
“The presentation was full of empty words and meaningless jargon.”
“Sounds like you got PowerPointed!”